The other day I stumbled upon my list of “Things Christians Do” that I jotted down over the past couple years because I knew they would be funny some day. So today, I unveil to you, my growing list of the hilarious things millennial Christians say or do!
I show this to you because I believe it’s necessary to laugh at ourselves sometimes. If you’re offended, then I am genuinely sorry. But for now, lets laugh at how far we’ve come as a generation.
You might be a millennial Christian if . . .
- Your youth group is named after a verb.
- You believe Rob Bell is the devil.
- You believe Rob Bell is your hero.
- No matter what you believe about Rob Bell, you can dig his glasses.
- You are concerned about whether you should be dating or courting.
- It irks you that your church doesn’t have fair trade coffee.
- Your daily devotional is the Bible verse your pastor posts on Twitter each morning.
- You do that devotional at Starbucks.
- You turn on Lecrae for pump up music.
- You wonder which Instagram filter you should use for the picture of the Bible verse you just took.
- You use language like “initiate” or “respond” when you talk about dating.
- Your tattoo is either a Bible verse or a lyric from a popular worship song.
- You tattooed that lyric on you because you didn’t hear the song on Christian mainstream radio.
- Love wins.
- Love does.
- Your favorite song from the worship service on Sunday was the one with the guitar solo.
- You believe Facebook is killing your prayer life.
- You wish the Gospel was more relevant.
- You wish your church was more relevant.
- You thought the last message you heard was relevant.
- You don’t know what “relevant” even means anymore.
- You tweet unto others as you would like to be tweeted.
- You do all your fundraising over social media.
- Your church meets in an elementary school.
- The Bible app on your phone is set to The Message translation.
- You experience extreme disappointment when you want to go to Chik-fil-a after church.
- You keep your prayer list on your iPhone so you never forget it.
- You’re an ethnic person in ministry and at some point in time somebody has told you, “You’re the next Francis Chan!” Or if you’re Indian like me, “You’re the next Ravi Zecharias!”
- You know what the pastor blogged on last night.
- You have a blog of your own and you follow your pastor’s blog.
- You try to squeeze out all the spirituality you can from organizations like Toms and Invisible Children.
- You follow Jesus and Hood Jesus on Twitter.
- Your pastor preaches from an iPad . . . mini.
- People think you’re texting during the service when you’re actually reading the Bible from your phone.
- Skyping in to your small group is actually a thing.
- When you’re fasting, you avoid Instagram so you don’t have to see all the pictures people post of their food.
- You think Jeremiah 29:11 is about you.
- When you move, you MUST find the closest coffee shop and bookstore.
- You know all about Nicholas Cage rebooting the Left Behind series.
- You share this post on social media.
Reply below to add to the list! What are some characteristics of millennial Christians you can think of?
I got the high score!! I got 22 out of 34
You win, David!!
Good stuff!!!
Thanks Scott! Feel free to add on to the list or share the post!
My score is zero… but then, I play an instrument from the classical period for a living, so I must be pretty old-fashioned for a 25 year old : P
Just consider yourself ahead of the times!
Just 4 out the 36 for me. I knew I was getting older…
So glad you had a link in your sidebar to this post 🙂 I tweeted my pastor recently to tell him I was tweeting his message during the service, not texting. I feel like that gets me a bonus point, yes?
Thanks Jaymie! That is definitely a bonus. There are even some pastors who encourage their congregation to tweet during the message. That should’ve been up there! Haha